Whatsapp Funny SmS 2015 Jokes & Messages

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Whatsapp Funny SmS 2015 Jokes & Messages

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

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Facebook pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
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Sabse zyada commnts hum Indians ke hi hote hain..!!


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Dear fb girls Apse se ek request hai
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Apni ID and PASSWORD apney BF ko nahi bataya karo
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Wo hum shareef baccho ke msgs padhkar..
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Hume BLOCK kar dete hai.

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai.

Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo.

Maan gai to cool,

Varna keh do behanji.. aprilfool!

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Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:-
Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari!
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari!
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari!
Girl: Married Hoon Main!
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.

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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?

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Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,

humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…

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Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’

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