Exclusive Funny Collection of Sardar Sana Banta Jokes ,memes for Whatsapp and Facebook.Santa Banta SmS In Hindi For Android Mobile , Facebook Funny Status .
Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Santa Ki Maa Ki Death :
Santa ki ma ki death ho gayi,
Ek saal baad santa ka baap america se wapis aya,
us ne pucha teri maa kahan hai,
santa bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gayi,
santa ka baap ronay laga or bola kutte, kaminey to tune mujhe bataya kyu nahi,
Santa bola,
mene Socha SURPRISE dunga…;-)
Santa, Sita Aur Geeta :
Lawyer to Santa: “Geeta pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ”
Santa : “Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta pe haath!!”
Santa Banta Aur Machis:
Santa: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Banta: Kya baat kartay ho papa saari teeliya check kar ke laya hoon!
Santa Banta, CID Team And Rajnikanth:
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?
Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon…
Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing…
Santa Raat Ko Mujra Dekhne Gaya
Santa saari rat mujra dekhta raha.
Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khush kiya ab aap hamko khush kar do
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola
Acha ab tu baith main nachta hun!! :-D :-P
Santa Aur Kutta
Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha..
Santa aaya aur uski poonch kheechta hua bola:
nikal saale…
bada aaya Mechanical Engineer..!!
Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident
Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi..
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa 2 Ghante Roya,
pata hai Kyun?
Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi!
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