CNWK best comedy television show with High TRP air every saturday & sunday on colours, hosted by Kapil SHarma (Bittu) and judge by Navjot singh sidhu. Almost every star of Indian Cinema/Bollywood visited the great comedian show CNWK . Whether it salman , sharukh ,amitabh , ajay everyone laughed at Guthi , palak , Dadi bua jokes , shayari and funny scenes on colour show CNWK. From some comedy scenes of Kapil comedy show here we have made a list of funny jokes chutkule, shayari of CNWK characters palak , guthi and bittu & kapil baba ji ka thullu type jokes .Have a look :D
CNWK Guthi (Sunil Grover ) Funny Shayari :
Machhli : eeuu eeu eeuu
Saanp : Uuummmmm
Machhli : Tum machli kyu nahi khate…
Saanp : Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…
Machli : To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar :-D
Paaji.. Gutthi aa gayi aapki,
nahi yeh apne baap ki,
Lekin yeh hai aapki.. Paaji..
Kaindi po
Kaindi pee
Kaindi poo
CNWK Kapil Sharma (Bittu) Funny Shayri :
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!!
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Nahi lagega tera chance,
One, two, three , four
Lungi dance, lungi dance
CNWK Palak (Kiku Sharda) Poems :
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
mera rang pad jata hai kala…
(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)
Palak :Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!
CNWK Funny jokes with Pictures :
CNWK Guthi (Sunil Grover ) Funny Shayari :
Machhli : eeuu eeu eeuu
Saanp : Uuummmmm
Machhli : Tum machli kyu nahi khate…
Saanp : Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…
Machli : To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar :-D
Paaji.. Gutthi aa gayi aapki,
nahi yeh apne baap ki,
Lekin yeh hai aapki.. Paaji..
Kaindi po
Kaindi pee
Kaindi poo
CNWK Kapil Sharma (Bittu) Funny Shayri :
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!!
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Nahi lagega tera chance,
One, two, three , four
Lungi dance, lungi dance
CNWK Palak (Kiku Sharda) Poems :
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
mera rang pad jata hai kala…
(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)
Palak :Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!
CNWK Funny jokes with Pictures :
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