Santa Banta Election Funny SmS - Rahul , Kejri , Modi

Santa : Do You Know English?

Banta : Yes

Santa : Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Banta :
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”

Election Discussions-

Santa : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.

Banta : Toh kya hua…

Santa :
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!!


Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Obama : Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu : Na
Obama : Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tumko aata hai
Obama : Yes
Lalu  : Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

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