Large Collection of rajniti funny congress jokes.Here we have posted politics jokes sms , you can use these messages as your facebook status or send these rajneeti politics 2014 sms through mobile, whatsapp.Best rajniti sms "Har Hath shakti har hath taraaki funny sms.
Har haath lollipop,
har haath rewari”
“Har haath hari patti,
vikas ko lal batti”.
Guard enters Congress office -
"Sir congress ka MMS aaya hai !!"
congress- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...
Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia - Kyun beta?
Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Film : ”LOOT LO INDIA”
Hero : Manmohan Singh
Heroine : Sonia Gandhi
Villain : Ramdev baba, Anna hazare, narendra modi
(They are good villain alway help THE POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA)
Supporting actor : Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja
Script by : Karunanidhi
Friendly Appearence : RAHUL GANDHI
Comedy : Kapil Sibbal
Characterless Actor : N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar& Ajit Pawar
Dancer : Sheila Dixit
Lungi dance by : chidambaram
Guest Appearance : AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU
Banking partner : Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, Balwa
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees...
Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
Rajiv Gandi ji Yamlok me baite the,
Wo achanak hans pade
Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki,
par bechara pura desh bhugat raha hai!
congress minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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intelligent santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai
minister shok sant rockz..:P
Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho
jati hai
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wahan se thoda aage chal kar
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Right side main Congress ka office hai.
A boy gives a LOTUS to a girl to impress her
the girl slaps the boy.
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boy ask why
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girl- you give me bjp symbol
so i give u congress symbol
Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath; Aam Aadmi ke Saath!
Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain...
c for corruption
c for..??? ise v batana padega kya..samjh jao..
Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
Dekho Aisa Hai K
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Boy:Uff..
Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress...
Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
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Tabhi to Congress Janlok pal bill nahi la rahe hai!!
1 gaon me Rahul ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
Har haath lollipop,
har haath rewari”
“Har haath hari patti,
vikas ko lal batti”.
Guard enters Congress office -
"Sir congress ka MMS aaya hai !!"
congress- Ohh NO !!
Man Mohan Singh enters :
"kamino mera poora naam liya karo."...
Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.
Sonia - Kyun beta?
Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Film : ”LOOT LO INDIA”
Hero : Manmohan Singh
Heroine : Sonia Gandhi
Villain : Ramdev baba, Anna hazare, narendra modi
(They are good villain alway help THE POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA)
Supporting actor : Suresh Kalmadi, A Raja
Script by : Karunanidhi
Friendly Appearence : RAHUL GANDHI
Comedy : Kapil Sibbal
Characterless Actor : N D Tiwari, Sharad Pawar& Ajit Pawar
Dancer : Sheila Dixit
Lungi dance by : chidambaram
Guest Appearance : AJMAL KASAB & AFZAL GURU
Banking partner : Madhu Koda, Hasan Ali, Balwa
I told my wife, I have 12 rupees...
Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!
Rajiv Gandi ji Yamlok me baite the,
Wo achanak hans pade
Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse?
Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki,
par bechara pura desh bhugat raha hai!
congress minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
intelligent santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai
minister shok sant rockz..:P
Besharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho
jati hai
.
.
.
wahan se thoda aage chal kar
.
.
.
Right side main Congress ka office hai.
A boy gives a LOTUS to a girl to impress her
the girl slaps the boy.
.
boy ask why
.
girl- you give me bjp symbol
so i give u congress symbol
Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:
Congress ka Haath; Aam Aadmi ke Saath!
Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain...
c for corruption
c for..??? ise v batana padega kya..samjh jao..
Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
Dekho Aisa Hai K
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy:Uff..
Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress...
Do u know that in
1982 in Singapore Janlok pal bill
was passed and 142 politician’s were arrested
.
.
.
Tabhi to Congress Janlok pal bill nahi la rahe hai!!
1 gaon me Rahul ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
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